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From: Russell Doe
Location: New York, NY
Time: 8:00 AM
Dear friend,
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And that’s why it’s fate you’re here today...
Now, in the event that our paths have yet to intertwine, I answer to the name John Doe, one of the cosmic architects.
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The cosmic spectrum of possibilities stretched before me, and I cast my gaze upon every nuance it held.
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When buying a home, using a soft credit pull is important for several reasons:
1. Protection of Personal Information: A soft credit pull does not expose your credit information to multiple banks or lenders. When a hard credit inquiry is made, it can often result in your information being circulated among various financial institutions, leading to what's known as "trigger leads." This means you could receive unsolicited offers from banks or lenders, which can be overwhelming and intrusive. A soft pull keeps your information more confidential.
2. No Impact on Credit Score: Unlike a hard credit pull, a soft pull does not negatively affect your credit score. Hard inquiries can slightly lower your credit score and remain on your credit report for two years. Since buying a house often requires optimal credit health for the best mortgage rates, avoiding any unnecessary dings on your credit report is crucial.
3. Similar Information as Hard Pull: A soft pull provides nearly the same level of detail about your credit history as a hard pull. It includes information on your credit score, debts, payment history, and other factors that lenders look at when assessing your mortgage eligibility. This makes it a useful tool for getting a clear picture of your credit status without the drawbacks of a hard inquiry.
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Why People Believe in Us
"You are my hero"
“Thank you Keith Goeringer for being a good man and helping me get into my first home this has been a little nerve racking for me but you would always keep me calm and get me through with good advice and humor you are my hero Sir God Bless you , thank you from the heart Keith”
Garland Stamps, Dickson, TN
"Keith is a pro, we wouldn't use anyone else!"
“Keith has assisted us with two home purchases and both times he has made the process so easy. He communicates in a timely manner and makes sure that we are informed every step of the way. Keith is a pro, we wouldn't use anyone else!”
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"Always makes the process very smooth."
“This is my third time using Keith’s services and will continue to do in the future. Always makes the process very smooth."
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"Thank you for the expertise you showed and hard work you put into giving us our dream home"
“Of course, I received numerous offers from loan officers and companies while we were shopping for a house. I was initially impressed with your service because you knew some of the ins and outs that others didn’t seem to know. You could easily answer my questions and were available at any time. I could tell you worked long hours on our file and we were a priority. I’m sure you were working on many files at once, but I always felt like top priority. Though it was a stressful and long process, I felt at ease with you as our representative. Thank you for the expertise you showed and hard work you put into giving us our dream home. I would absolutely recommend your services to others. Thanks again!"
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"Keith really made our first time home buying experience exciting and easy, which is what it should be. "
“Keith was very easy to understand, he broke everything out for me so I could understand it and that was very important to me because I was a first time home buyer. Keith really made our first time home buying experience exciting and easy, which is what it should be. If I ever have to move or sale in the future Keith will have my business”
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"Keith was there every step of the way to offer advice and encouragement when things were not crystal clear."
"In late September, I was feeling a bit discouraged as I had been turned down by several large to medium size mortgage lenders for a first time home buyer loan. Most lenders told me in a matter of minutes that it would be at least two years before I am able to purchase a home. Some told me work on your credit score and call me back. No one was willing to help. Knowing that God is faithful, I got on the internet at work one day and begin searching for lenders willing to help me through the buying process and I came across the name Keith Goeringer. The website (I can’t remember) mentioned something like I will help you through the process….just give me call…etc. So I called. Keith listened to my situation for at least 30 minutes. I knew right then he was different. Keith explained everything in depth and my husband loved the videos, as he is a visual person. We had our first conversation on September 27, 2012, found a home on Oct 9thand closed on our first home on November 9, 2012. He did what everyone else said could not be done. Our family is sincerely grateful for just taking the time to help us through the process. It was not easy by a long shot considering my situation but Keith was there every step of the way to offer advice and encouragement when things were not crystal clear. Keith was truly our Angel sent from God. We have a lovely home thanks to Keith"
Chastity and Patrick Jefferson/Springhill TN
"When I had a question, he gave me an immediate answer. I was never left in the dark."
"I must say that I do not know where my family would be if it was not for Keith’s help. He explained everything to me in layman’s terms from day one. He was honest and forthright from the very beginning. We were in a position where we needed to get the mortgage for our home literally right then. Our credit was not good enough and we just simply did not know where to turn. We had paid off most of our debts secured a prepaid credit card. We had no idea how to get our credit high enough to get the loan or what to do. We had previously tried to work with another lender who simply said “we cannot help you.” We had a lease with option to buy after 2 years. Our 2 years was up and the owners of the home wanted us to secure the loan or move (with possible legal suit). We were most definitely scared to lose our home uproot our children from their schools. I stumbled upon a website with Keith’s name and decided to call him. The least he could say was the same as the others “we cannot help you.” After my first conversation with him I felt immediately if anyone could help and get us there, he could. He told me exactly where to begin and what to do step by step. When I had a question, he gave me an immediate answer. I was never left in the dark. August 14,2012 was the day I called him and here we are October 26th, 2012 to close! Amazing! If he cannot get it done no one can! Keith, saved us from losing our home, helped us get our loan and helped us to raise our credit score in that short of a time! Our family is forever indebted to Keith.
We cannot thank him enough!"
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"We couldn’t be more confident in referring everyone we know to these amazing people”
“After 2 1/2 weeks of working with our current mortgage company on a new home loan, we were completely frustrated. We knew we were qualified for a 15 year loan. The entire time we were working feverishly with the lender, we were strung along as though we would have no problem getting the loan we wanted. With 10 days to go before closing, we were told we would have to do a 30 year mortgage. We were stunned and then panic set in. We thought our hands were tied and that with 10 days to go, our choices were to either go with that lender and the 30 year mortgage with the higher interest rate or start over with a new lender and not close on time. We knew that not closing on time meant moving into a hotel for who knows how many weeks and disappointing and upsetting everyone involved in our new purchase (including the sellers). It also meant having to change scheduled utilities, painters, movers, etc… We called our wonderful real estate agent, Jim Allen with Remax Elite and he had a solution for us. So when all hope was lost, we called Keith Goeringer. From the moment we spoke to him, our fears were calmed. He explained their process to us and gave us a game plan to make it happen. I began faxing and emailing everything he needed. They were determined to get us the loan we wanted and still close on time. With 2 days to go before closing we informed that we were not only approved for a 15 year mortgage but that we would get an unheard of interest rate and that they would not be charging us any fees. We were elated! The day of closing our title company told us that we didn’t know how lucky we were to find these amazing people. The title company said they close about 300 home loans a month and that they had never once seen a loan close that fast or seen an interest rate that low with no fees. We couldn’t be more confident in referring everyone we know to these amazing people”
Jennifer Nicholson/Brentwood, TN
What's The Catch?
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
Embark on the cosmic quest, sculpting the digital realm. You've gazed upon the stars, seen patterns emerge.
REASON #1: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.
REASON #2: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.
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Why Time Is Off The Essence...
Urgent cosmic proclamation: This offer exists within the boundaries of an exceedingly brief cosmic window.
As mentioned before, I'm extending my cosmic invitation to a select group of cosmic wayfarers, those propelled by unquenchable cosmic fire to "enter the game" and construct their inaugural funnel.
However...
1.) The cosmic scrolls reveal that less than 1,000 tangible manifestations of my '30 Days' Book and my Funnel Hacker Cookbook remain in the cosmic treasury. Though replenishment is an option, a cosmic lag exists, involving extended intervals for both cosmic dispatch and parchment imprinting.
2.) Behold, the cosmic winds whisper: the temporal window to secure this unparalleled FREE GIFT approaches its celestial curtain call... This wondrous gift, a 30-day odyssey of cosmic exploration paired with step-by-step guidance from my virtuoso architects of cosmic realms and cosmic marketers, an opulence typically valued in the cosmic realm of thousands of dollars, is on the verge of dissipating, like stardust dispersing into the cosmic ether.
Just Say “MAYBE”,
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The splendor of this celestial offering lies in its liberating essence! No cosmic vows or proclamations of "YES!" are required of you in this cosmic moment...
All that beckons from you is a simple utterance of "MAYBE."
"Perhaps I'll embark upon this odyssey..."
"Maybe the cosmic winds shall carry me to new horizons..."
"Maybe the moment has arrived to sculpt my destiny and reshape my cosmic tapestry..."
"Perhaps the blueprint to my cosmic metamorphosis rests in the construction of my first cosmic funnel..."
Do you sense the resonance of readiness within you? Are you prepared to intone the cosmic incantation of "MAYBE," igniting the cosmic forces that shall bestow upon you this wondrous GIFT?
With That Said,
Here’s What To Do Next...
From this juncture, the cosmic pathways converge toward the finalization of your cosmic coordinates, as they shall guide the delivery of your sacred GIFT!
Behold, with a simple touch or tap upon the verdant button below, your cosmic choice shall be recorded, your cosmic desires inscribed. Select your cosmic size for the FREE funnel hacker t-shirt, and let the cosmic ballet commence!
Upon your celestial signing, the doors of digital bounty shall swing open wide, revealing a cosmic panorama of your digital treasures. You shall also be extended an invitation to our sacred chamber of wisdom, a private enclave nestled within the cosmic realm of Facebook.
And as you stand on the precipice of your cosmic dawn, remember—this is your destined moment, your cosmic hour to transcend. The cosmic clock has struck, beckoning you to "get in the game" and unfurl your inaugural funnel, a symphony of cosmic creation that shall resound through the ages.
I hereby pledge...
Once your cosmic creation takes flight, you shall exude the brilliance of a cosmic luminary. It may sound whimsical, but the truth echoes—there is no feeling quite like it...
Yearn to embrace the cosmic awakening of a flourishing online empire, and know that it ignites when YOU take that celestial leap. Our paths shall converge within the training realm.
May cosmic success be your ever-present constellation,
Russell Doe
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Frequently Asked Questions
How long does it take to see results with the program?
In the cosmic dance of progress, timelines can vary greatly. While some cosmic voyagers have glimpsed cosmic sparks within days, others have traversed several cosmic cycles before witnessing the crescendo of their efforts.
Is this program suitable for beginners?
Absolutely! Our cosmic odyssey is tailored to both cosmic newcomers and seasoned cosmic explorers alike. Our cosmic guides illuminate the pathways regardless of your cosmic familiarity.
What if I encounter challenges along the way?
The cosmic journey is strewn with challenges like stardust. Fear not, for our cosmic mentors are attuned to the cosmic rhythms, ready to assist you in unraveling any cosmic conundrums that may arise.
Can I access the materials after the program ends?
Indeed, once you've embarked upon this cosmic quest, the treasures bestowed are yours to keep. The cosmic scrolls remain open for your cosmic perusal even after the final curtain call.
Are there any additional costs involved?
While the cosmic entry is gift-wrapped and complete, your cosmic expedition may encounter optional cosmic add-ons. However, the core of your cosmic journey remains unburdened by hidden cosmic costs.
